Posted by Hyppychick
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There is not a screw in my belly button that keeps my butt from falling off.
There is no way that potatoes can grow between my toes.
A rat named Herbie does not live in my hair causing snarls.
Speaking into my ear does not echo.
A swallowed apple seed will not sprout into a full grown tree. Doesn’t work with watermelon seeds either.
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